"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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