This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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