would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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