I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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