let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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