she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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