do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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