Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
In other news, I just burned my penis
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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