Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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