Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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