You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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