I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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