Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
His crazy is a thing to be cherished