yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I don't deserve a penis
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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