It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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