so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face