He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.