Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.