what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I got inside last night via doggy door
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize
