shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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