had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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