Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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