What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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