I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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