The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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