What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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