im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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