ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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