ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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