I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
worst night to have a conscience
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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