I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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