Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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