just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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