it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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