sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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