He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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