pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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