I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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