nut hugger
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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