Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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