Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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