At least make sure they are 18
Why
it glows. i had to have it.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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