Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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