He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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