Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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