Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
third nipple confirmed
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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