And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
