One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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