My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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