Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
please don't ironically join a cult
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