I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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