Pappa wants mamma naked
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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