I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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