yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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