I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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