8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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