that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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