in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
