I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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