this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i've created a new STD.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
