He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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